Stevie's blog

Was there some extra tweaking going on in Steven's picture? Get a load of his lazy eye! Photoshop or not, it gives me the creeps.
 

Sanchez, Good call on the lazy eye, however, it would probably be more properly classified as a "wall eye".

I'm not trying to get smart or nothing but a lazy eye is when the eye drifts and the wall eye is when the eye is always just off a bit.

Does anyone know if this is a true wall eye or was this some of Steven's Photoshop trickery?
 

I was searching on Google for this type of situation for an assignment. It looks as if a highly skilled designer shifted one of the eyes to create the "wall eye effect."

This type of action is difficult and usually not recommended becuase it makes the subject appear as if he/she is either stupid or just got pelted in the face with a sack of nickels.

In any case, I am grateful to this so called "Steve" to have found an example of this type of picture (that is frankly difficult to look at without laughing of of pity)

I just hope this isn't a glass eye, and that I have to continue my search.
 

I am still waiting for the posers on this blog to be funny...

don't worry i think you posers guys will get the hang of it right about the time you graduate college and find that you're still pathetic nobodies instead of da man like me...

I made a film. What have you done? NOTHING!!!! You are all pathetic poser losers that haven't even graduated from college yet.
 

the previous post was edited to exclude content that will not fly on this blog. Basically, the author said that he had relations with another man's wife. Know this, that I take adultury VERY seriously. Sex is only appropriate between a man and his wife. I am a VERY successful film maker, and I would NEVER be untrue.
Anybody who would is a SEROIUS POSER.
 

An another thing, YOU POSERS ALL HAVE LAZY EYES!!!!!
 

Hey Steven,
You are all that plus a bag of doritos, and you are right on the money. These POSERS can't get you down!!! Rock on, dude!!!
 

Hey folks,

word is that Mr. Greenstreet not only has a "lazy eye", he also is lazy creatively. I know a kid who got a script stolen by that little jack-hole.

Thou Shalt Not Steal! Steven
Thou Shalt Not Lie! Steven
Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery! Steven

And last but not least,

Thou Shalt Not Pose!

You are owned Greenstreet!
 

Sigur Steve,
of course YOU don't think this is funny. Is your brain so small (in your little doll head) that you can't comprehend the fact that the brunt of a joke (you) often times doesn't enjoy it as much as those laughing around him?
 

OK Matt Larsen Whoever, not all of us are making a joke out of Steven. He seems like a decent enough chap, and it takes a lot to make a film.

I do have to agree that this blog is pretty damn funny.

What's this stealing business all about?
 

Hey Matt helmstrand Larson,
Why don't you make a THIS DIVIDED STATE. Then we'll see who's laughing. You are about as funny as I forgot to laugh. I am totally getting off on you posers worshipping my.
 

Burley,
It did take a lot to make TDS. It reallllyyyyyy did.
Stay cool,
-s man