Monday, May 15, 2006

 

Uma's ugly sister?



I'm not going to even respond to this one.

Monday, May 08, 2006

 

Oh, BOY!


It looks like the PATHETIC LOSERS are at it again. Where do they find these pictures? I should explain that most of the time in the wild schedule of a hard working independant film maker (ME) I get to the make up counter after it closes. But not THIS TIME. Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh (sigh of satisfaction)....

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

 

I am NOT Dakota Fanning's older sister.







Seriously, I don't no where people come up with this crap. I am a MAN, not a girl. And, I can tell that whoever used this picture of me had to photoshop it a bit. Normally a crop job takes 30 seconds, but because I am so famous and not a poser it takes me 5 minutes.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

 

I do NOT look like Glenn Close




Seriously people, I do NOT look like Glenn Close! Who cares if we dress the same and have the same hair and same hook nose and same jawline and same eyes!!!

Do you see her wearing a abercombie beanie? NO!!! And she doesn't turn up her Express for Men Blazer like I do, so there is NO RESEMBLENCE!!!

You people need to get a life instead of worshipping me.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

 

president bush is stupid


seriously, is it just me, or did this guy go to STUPID COLLEGE?

he should watch This Divided State and learn from the pros.

Better yet, I should make a movie about how he doesn't have a clue.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

 

American Idol is Stupid

American Idol is stupid. All those people don't sing good at all. It's not like the early season before the show sold out and went mainstream. I am a film maker and i should expose those posers.

 

I am not owned


some people recently accused me of being owned . Those poeple are super wrong. Nobody owns Steven. NO ONE.

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